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hamada orient express: existentialism a go-go

by rameniac | 28 Feb 2008

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At an age when most of my peers were earning valuable life experience while face down on the carpet at a fraternity or sorority house, I was pretty much downing beers at my preferred existentialist watering hole - the Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX airport. Had I more of a stomach for seemingly disposable (but in retrospect, now absolutely imperative) fun, I might well have become a different person altogether. I might be happily married, pushing papers in an office and angling to buy a sectional sofa or a dinette set. On the other hand, I might never have set foot in Japan, and thus never known the joys of sipping from a leaden bowl of Nagahama ramen - with soup the consistency of freshly churned concrete - while locking fingers with someone who has fifteen Pochacco dolls dangling off her mobile phone straps.

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And while I’ve yet to fully experience that very last part, the Tom Bradley at LAX still maintains a bit of its allure. A fading edifice at the West Coast’s most overcrowded and outmoded airport, the terminal is sorely in need of a good remodel (looks like they’re finally on their way). But cosmetics aside, it will always be that one place in town where nobody is ever “at home,” where one’s sense of un heimlich - of comforting familiarity - completely vanishes into the jetstream of shifting winds and time zones and reverberating p.a. announcements in multiple languages. Loiter around long enough, and you just might find yourself a bit euphoric, completely attuned to the world at large.

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Parking is only a few dollars for short term visitors. Sadly, the central observation lounge - prime real estate for watching the 747s and Airbusses taxi - is currently closed for repairs. Still, one can find a decent vantage point on the 2nd floor landing overlooking any number of ticketing counters, confused, departing passengers, and misty-eyed relatives, either in front of Hamada Orient Express or that incongruous outpost of corporate nu-Ameriacn sloggery, the Daily Grill, just across the way (I’ve never eaten there). I would avoid sitting in front of McDonald’s, although the Mexican restaurant (I forget its name), maybe your last chance for a decent, quasi-authentic taco depending on where you’re headed out of town, that is, if you’re actually going somewhere.

Notice I have yet to mention a single thing about the shoyu ramen at Hamada Orient Express. It’s a perfect bowl of noodles and it goes good with Asahi, assuming you’ve a passport and a boarding pass in hand. 

 
i couldn't say how the murky, dark shoyu soup tasted, as i loaded it up with so much white pepper as to make it even remotely palatable. 1.5
if you like spaghetti, you'll love the ramen noodles at hamada orient express.1
hah. do you really need to know? the beer isn't the only thing that's super dry around here.1
does hamada's assortment of chinese dishes, an obvious and tongue-in-cheek homage to panda express, qualify as sides?NA
a 5 if you're not actually going anywhere. a perfect 10 if you're on your way out of town. 7.5 then, is the average, depending on how often (and why) you find yourself here.7.5
hamada has served me well over the years, and seen me through all my grandest emo moments. what's emo anyway? note to all you club skanks and nu-metal kids: music is supposed to be emotional. well duh.5

Los Angeles International Airport
Tom Bradley Terminal
380 World Way
Los Angeles, CA 90045
(310) 641 - 8595

Hours: I couldn’t say.

3.5

Comments

That is the coldest, most heartless bowl of ramen I have ever seen.  It needed a hug from the Rameniac.

Posted by eatdrinknbmerry on 02/28 at 06:00 PM

Haha, I’ve actually eaten there years ago (against my better judgement). I’m surprised it’s still around! I was about to say I’ve had worse...but thinking about it again...I’m not sure I have. You’d be better off bringing a Cup Noodle and asking for some hot water. And 7.5 for ambiance?! Wow...you’re a generous guy.

Have a good trip!

Posted by edjusted on 03/01 at 09:02 PM

Oh, and by the way, what’s a guy have to do to get your reviews on the rss feed? I get all the newsy bits, but the reviews don’t come up.

Posted by edjusted on 03/01 at 09:06 PM

You don’t expect much from an LAX food stand, but I’m not sure it is possible to lower your expectations enough for Hamada Orient Express to not feel like you’ve been scammed on the way out of town.  Compared to a modern Asian airport like KanKuu or Inchon, LAX is an embarrassing, third-world ambient joke, and I guess the kindest thing you can say about Hamada is that it does nothing to show up the rest of the airport.

Posted by on 03/03 at 08:48 AM

ed - re: the rss feed… really? thanks for letting me know! i’ma have to look into what’s screwy.

chadokimu - haha i couldn’t agree more. but at least it’s… “our” overcrowded, third world airport lol…

Posted by rameniac on 03/04 at 02:36 AM

ed, have you tried rameniac’s resource feed? You should be able to get the reviews from there.

I always leave for Japan on the early flight so I never get to try Hamada. Sounds like that’s been a blessing, although I’m always willing to try the crappy stuff too.

So how was Japan? Where did you go? I’m anxious to read your new posts!

Posted by keizo on 03/04 at 08:12 AM

I’m going to Copenhagen next month, and I found a place that has ramen.  I think I’ll try Hamada first, so I have a basis for comparison. ;P

Posted by on 03/08 at 08:46 PM

I don’t mind the occasional Rice Garden or Panda Express lunch run at all.  Hamada isn’t even bad good, is what I’m saying if that wasn’t clear. By the way if any of you rameniacs are ever in Kyoto and feel like ramen, among the chains I prefer Goku, Yokozuna and Rairaitei to Tenkaiippin. Among the non-chains (as far as I know) I am partial to Takumi near Kyoto University and Daikoku in Fushimi.  The latter uses the famous Fushimi spring water (Fushimi is one of the three main sake brewing areas in Japan) to make its soup.  Check out the Gekkeikan Okura sake museum, visit Fushimi-inari jinja and have ramen at Daikokuya and that’s about as nice a day as you can have in Kyoto in my opinion!

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